Thursday, May 28, 2009

passed by BHH later yesterday met sleek, Darlyne,Comrade, Detamble and ummmmmmm cant remember the other two. basically passed by for a minute or two, okay about 15mins.

then i really dont have much to say 'cept i could do with a full beauty spa treatment. am so tired, all i wanna do is relax, sleep.
so have you all a beautiful weekend

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

totally tragic


Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter, Exodus, has died


Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter, Exodus, has died after an accident on an exercise treadmill at home in Phoenix, Ariz. A spokesperson for the Phoenix police released a statement confirming that she was pronounced dead at a hospital at 11:45 a.m. today. Exodus Tyson had been on life support after she was found yesterday by her 7-year-old brother with her neck on a cable. The family has issued a statement: "We are grateful for the tremendous outpouring of love and prayers from all over the world. There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus. We ask you now to please respect our need at this very difficult time for privacy to grieve and try to help each other heal."

and in the lighter breakfast news headlines.....

Coma girl sings Abba hit
A toddler who was gravely ill shocked her family when she woke from a coma singing Abba song Mamma Mia



Monkey business
A small Japanese restaurant is booked out weeks in advance thanks to a member of staff - a monkey waiter



Residents no longer butt of jokes
Residents who were fed-up living in Butt Hole Road have finally had the name changed.


and all about twitter!

Books of few words

Some of the world's best known books have been condensed down to Twitter size.


Tim Collins, author of The Little Book Of Twitter, has transformed them into 140 characters, reports The Sun.

They include Shakespeare's Hamlet which becomes: 'Danish guy's mum marries his murdered father's brother. He sees his dad's ghost. Everyone dies. Fail.'

Great Expectations, by Charles Dickens, is rewritten as: 'Orphan given £££ by secret follower. He thinks it's @misshavisham but it turns out to be @magwitch.'

Wuthering Heights by Jane Austin becomes the pithy: 'Catherine Earnshaw marries Edgar Linton but really loves Heathcliff *sigh*.'

James Joyce's Ulysses is reduced to: 'Man walks around Dublin. We follow every minute detail of his day. He's probably overtweeting.'

Collins has also had a go at some modern best-sellers like Dan Brown's The Da Vince Code: 'Professor of symbology tries to solve a murder by following clues around touristy locations in Europe. Very few paragraphs are longer than tweets.'

And he cleverly manages to transform both Jane Austin's Pride and Prejudice and Helen Fielding's Bridget Jones' Diary into the same 18 words.

They are: 'Woman meets man called Darcy who seems horrible. He turns out to be nice really. They get together.'

Monday, May 25, 2009

how you live

just been face booking and chatting with this pal of mine who cant imagine for the life of her why she grew up, how being a child was so easy, so laced with less responsibility and how no body mentioned that being grown up came with so much..... okay we both sounded like a pair of depressed despondent puppies lapping at sour milk but with no other choice... oh dear and to cheer me soul up , i got this song i really love, more the lyrics, so captions of it could cheer you up if you are hopping you can have a Benjamin Button thing happen to you(grow younger...that sort of thing)

How You Live (Turn Up The Music)- Point Of Grace


Wake up to the sunlight
With your windows open
Don’t hold in your anger or leave things unspoken
Wear your red dress
Use your good dishes
Make a big mess and make lots of wishes
Have what you want
But want what you have
And don’t spend your life looking back


Turn up the music
Turn it up loud
Take a few chances
Let it all out
You won’t regret it
Looking back from where you have been
Coz it’s not who you knew
And it’s not what you did
It’s how you live

So go to the ballgames
And go to the ballet
And go see your folks more than just on the holidays
Kiss all your children
Dance with your wife
Tell your husband you love him every night
Don’t run from the truth
‘Cause you can’t get away
Just face it and you’ll be ok.

Oh wherever you are and wherever you’ve been
Now is the time to begin

So give to the needy
And pray for the grieving
E’en when you don’t think that you can
‘Cause all that you do is bound to come back to you
So think of your fellow man
Make peace with God and make peace with yourself
‘Cause in the end there’s nobody else

‘Cause it’s not who you knew
And it’s not what you did
It’s how you live

huv a great week

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

i kissed her today.....

for the record i am watching 'stronger' Kanye West and i am letting go, i totally like this guy, i think he is the uniquest, coolest, hottest thing since Hip hop-rap turned 2000. he is totally a fresh breath to the industry... i think i like his arrogance too...like someone said if respect is earned then for sho 'kanye west has earned his arrogance' i think so, cant blame him for being so...he is an elite in the industry plus he aint devoid of talent tryna make it!
meanwhile the word is hush hush but almost out that Cimarro (salvador guy of second chance) is a coming to Ug. for those of you that thought he was some plastered up unreal body of desire made up for the set, you get to see him LIVE in color! how about that hmmmmm?

okay for the day

He told me about her,
about the kiss,
the soft touch of her lips against his
and the warmth of her tongue
gently nudging ,
urgently probing.
He told me of her embrace
Her sweet surrender.
The way her body molded against his
A perfect fit
He didn’t need to rearrange.
He told me of her breathe
Warm against his nose, fanning his eyes
It made him breathless.
He told me of that moment
He first kissed her;
How right, how beautiful it was
‘secret garden, ‘ faded in the background
Of their act in the foreground
He told me about her
His eyes a glow with hope
Alight with a new found freedom
He told me he loved her.
The scent of her hair
Her neck
Her arms
Her small fingers closing over his.
His over hers, accepting his love
His touch, his lips, his tongue….
Accepting his kiss



okay SOME eye candy!

this guy walked into the house we was living in in Kenya and i wowed him, told him he was beautiful and insisted on taking his pic.
he is called ANTHONY







THEN HERE IS MY COUSIN, NOW ODDLY THOUGH, these two are bestest friends, when you see them together you think they are related and i am just tying on them!








then that is moi.







OKAY NICE DAY PEOPLE, more coming up.
plus please send in your articles on the theme ' i never died" that we discussed to my email for a bloggers anthology

the theme centers around weird and maccabre , ghost stories, they can be funny too, i think ghost stories can be, so do it now so we have this worked on early
email is leeeceee@yahoo.com thanks

Monday, May 18, 2009

don't tell me the truth about love

he says he loves her but loves me more
he says he believes she will leave him, he can't dump her.
it is painful;
he hopes I understand
he wants me to wait for the transition.
soon, real soon
coz I love you, he says, a whole lot!
he turns off the phone when I call, and says
'baby, she is in the room, i will call you back later'
when i fret he says
'baby, understand i dont want her to scream. its not comfortable.'
then i tell him i am quitting, he cant choose
he says ,' if you leave i will die. '
when we are together and she calls,
he comfortably coos into the mouth piece
like i am invisible.'
smiles and says 'baby, it was her, she wants me home soon.'
and i should understand that.
when i pout,
i am most loved.
when she pouts, its an emergency case.
he buys her pearls and diamonds;
remembers me and gets the same, a little cheaper though.
After he convinces me he will marry me,
he tells me she is talking about an engagement party.
and he still can't choose.not yet.
let thinkgs work out baby, you know I Care about you.
but
he cant hurt her,
he wont 'hurt' me either
and I sit here, roses in hand- thorn pricked bloody
mingled with angry tears...
insanity, my next step
while I ask 'he loves me? he loves me not?'

Sunday, May 17, 2009

wanted

a housemate needed
must be able to pay HALF OF EVERYTHING ON TIME,
must be pretty mature.
must be able to clean up after their mess
and be involved in general house cleaning every sato morning or we hire a maid.
must be able to fix their own meals coz i dont eat that often , atleast not at home.
must be able to be independent, mind their own business at most times.
preferably a guy who wont get any ideas
oh and i shall not baby you, fix you meals, clean up after you etc.
let me know when you wont come back home at all times.

let me know if you are willing. thanks

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

lets talk about ....sex...ahem!

hi, got back from kenya about fourdays back, i had a lovely time, i am considering migrating to a country thats dust free, well structured city and amazing news paper articles you are torn between papers, so i read all, and the music on their tv...wow new hits havent seen them here yet...okay before i indulge you in the nitty gritties of pictures, my cousin in hospital, the wedding i dint go for and anticipated highly, my cousin's beautiful best friend that looks like Salvador (for 'second chance'lovers. meanwhile someone told me el cuerpo del deseo means body of desire, as in direct translation.) complete hair and all! then the eritrean oba somali man 'born on tuesday' my aunt and i met and thought he was the fairest man we had ever seen, Carnivore, dancing till 2am, having sauce poured on me, drinking wine like starved drunks, mutura and meat with ugali, angara market and westlands and...and ...kenya generally lemme first ask...


i am supposed to do an article on women who LOVE sex, so much they MUST get it...no matter what and with whoever... why do they do it? wen did they get addicted? whats it with sex? we thought it was a man's disease only? so if you know any almost nymphos or you are one tell me your story without your name and i need an age and OCCUPATION PLUS YOUR MARITAL STATUS, YOU CAN FORGE ALL BUT BE CLOSE TO THE truth thanks, i shall be waiting then indulge you in kenya... love you, bittersweet feeling about being back. send to my email adress leeeceee@yahoo.com

later