S.O.S

hey i am broke. anyone wants to sort a sister out for the weekend atleast.
well, here is my shopping list
1. toilet paper (strictly white)
2. bathing soap (strictly family size dettol gentle or ...the other antiseptic soap)
3. oranges, lemons, water melon and paw paw for juice
4. organic sugar (you need to get in touch with my pastor, hes the only one i know who knows where to get it)
5. pads!!! ( 'feathers' please!'always' is nauseating)
6. toothpaste (the whitening one with granules...closeup i think)
7. plus a tooth brush.. i like new tooth brushes...purple in colour please and twisted all over as if some kids toy...you know those toothbrushes...)
8.deodorant (vanilla fields please)
9. spray (appletinni or some victorai secret spray that is Apple or green tea... or both)
10. please throw in some chocolate
11. i need pork, its only 7500 a kilo
12. rice(organic please)
13. decaffeinated coffee and some skimmed milk
14. irish potatoes. (looove those)
15. crackers
16. tomatoes, carrots (lots of em) green pepper, chillies, avocado, cauliflower and cucumber.(all at the market)
15. and of course some pocket money.
thank you...

i will be waiting on you to call and volunteer.
thanks!

you are allllll far too kind.